The Not-So-Dumb Blonde

FRIDAY FUNNIES

A blond and a lawyer are seated next to each

other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun

game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap,

so she politely declines and rolls over to the

window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists

and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't

know the answer, you pay me five dollars and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't

know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't

know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring

there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance

from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her

purse, pulls out a $5.oo bill, and hands it to the

lawyer.

"Okay, "says the lawyer, "your turn."

She ask, "What goes up a hill with three legs and

comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer

and searches all his references...no answer. He

taps into the air phone with his modem and

searches the Internet and the Library of

Congress...no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-

mails to all his friends and cowokers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her

$500.00.

The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some

more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs

the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,

hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought all blondes were dumb.

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