Monday, January 26, 2009

Car thrown off the road

Praise the Lord, We were on vacation in Orlando, Fl. Sept 28, and spent 3 days and 2 nights.
On our wasy home a car pulled over in our lane and put on brakes so fast and my husband also had to put on brakes so fast and it caused our car to spin in a circle so fast aabout 4 or 5 times and the back of the car was going forward and threw un from the expressway into the woods.
It was a miracle because no one was hurt. The car was scratched on the left side a little beneth the fender well. We were hurting from the impack of the car. People were stopping and running because they thought we had been killed. We called for road service to come and pull us out.
Thank God, we drove our car back to Georgia where we live. We all the praise to Fod for his portection and sheild over us.

Mary from Gerogia

Friday, January 23, 2009

The Not-So-Dumb Blonde


A blond and a lawyer are seated next to each

other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun

game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap,

so she politely declines and rolls over to the

window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists

and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't

know the answer, you pay me five dollars and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't

know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't

know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring

there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance

from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her

purse, pulls out a $5.oo bill, and hands it to the


"Okay, "says the lawyer, "your turn."

She ask, "What goes up a hill with three legs and

comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer

and searches all his answer. He

taps into the air phone with his modem and

searches the Internet and the Library of answer. Frustrated, he sends e-

mails to all his friends and cowokers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her


The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some

more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs

the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,

hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought all blondes were dumb.